Things I learned today…
My back is hurt, right, and just saying that makes me sound like I’m 124 years old. I got in bed last night, and it PAINED me to no end to lay flat on something squishy. I’m then dying, all bent over with one hip up in the air and the other shoulder shrugged up to Jesus looking like Quasimodo hobbling to the living room to sleep in the recliner. So that’s what I did. I slept there. And I’m bound for the chair again tonight. Don’t even want to risk that level of pain again. Bah.
Tonight my social batteries are KAPUT! I can’t even stand the way Keith’s over there crunching those damn M&M’s. Y’all ever get like that? Just freaking irritated when somebody chews?
Bless his heart, though. I’m glad he can even chew. I was his ride after his root canal and additional filling dental work extravaganza this afternoon.
Do y’all do that thing where you’re perturbed by someone rattling a package or clicking a pen so you give them The Look?
Kraft cheese is not real cheese. It’s “cheese food”. What the heck is that? And why do we like it?
I’m having one of those weeks when I pray to Sweet Baby Jesus that the feels I’m feeling are just a byproduct of my approaching cycle. And that mess better come on, get done, and see itself out, because I hate the way I feel right now in my own body.
I may or may not have walked out of the studio and took my sassy self to Kroger at 10 pm before realizing I was still wearing my dance sneakers. Oops.
That’s all. We learn every day, don’t we?
Amanda Herring, Writer 