I’m waiting in the lobby at the dentist’s office quietly minding my own business while being eyed skeptically by a pretty, hoity-toity-looking lady across the way…
Lady: I really like your mask. Where did you get it?

Me: Oh, thank you, I found it on Amazon.
Lady: Oh. looks disgusted I don’t order anything from Amazon. incredulously
(Wow. Thanks for making it sound like I was dumpster diving for masks, but there is no shame in my game.)
Me: Oh shoot…giggle…well rest assured I buy enough from Amazon for the both of us, if I can’t find it locally from a small business. mask smile