Things I learned today…
Dear Instagram Girls, if you’re super hot, but you have no rhythm and can’t dance, but you are gyrating around so as if to dance, dudes probably still think you’re hot. Yeah, it’s otherwise just awkward.
The number of teenage girls (and grown women) jiggling their butts on social media is mind boggling. That’s a thing by the way. You bend over slightly, stick your butt out, and jiggle it. To the camera. In leggings. And post it. For likes. It’s “cute” or something.
I’ve decided to make some changes starting this week to bring me more peace, love, and joy. My mind is made up, and I’m excited. I’ll tell you about it. Tell me if you want to join me.
Back to butt jiggling. IF you know how to do it, and it’s sexy when you do it… like you just got that booty and you know how to work it…do you really want EVERYBODY to know about it? Do you want EVERYBODY to watch it?
EVERYBODY = your friends, friends’ friends, classmates, people who go to your school, girls, guys, women, men, people in your town, older ladies…uh…older men…oof, uh…moms, dads…eh…cops, firemen, lawyers, teachers….let’s see…greasers, druggies, thieves, pedophiles…oh wait…no, only hip, shiny, trendy, pretty people watch Instagram Reels and look at TikTok, right? Go ahead, and jiggle that booty.
I swear if Brady jiggles her rear end on social media, she better do it as a grown ass woman paying her own bills, not living in my house. And if y’all see Brady’s jiggly ass on social media anytime before then, you better tell me, so I can kick it.
Late night cereal is better than morning cereal.
We binge-watched our show today. It’s so fun. And rare.
That’s all. We learn every day, don’t we?
Amanda Herring, Writer 