Things I learned today…
Instagram: Since you follow Brittney Spears, you might like Miley Cyrus. Me: First of all…
I don’t care if you’re straight or gay, black or white, Liberal or Conservative, whatever…just please don’t say “supposably”.
There is a difference between being informed and being persuaded. Read that again.
I found wedding cake ice cream!
They should give you twice as much icing in a can of cinnamon rolls than they actually do.
A 90’s Alternative song was playing in the grocery store this afternoon. That’s where I am now in life. *jurassic face palm*
I get 2 or 3 sexts a day on my phone… and I don’t mean from Keith…I mean… besides Keith’s. How do these annoying ass people manage to send that mess?!
Frying chicken for dinner.
I think it’s time I plan a really big party.
Got my new computer going and a new app for organizing my thoughts for a book. I’m screaming!
Tomorrow, my parents will have been married 40 years!
That’s all. We learn everyday, don’t we? 
Amanda Herring, Writer 