Things I learned today…

Instagram: Since you follow Brittney Spears, you might like Miley Cyrus. Me: First of all…

I don’t care if you’re straight or gay, black or white, Liberal or Conservative, whatever…just please don’t say “supposably”.

There is a difference between being informed and being persuaded. Read that again.

I found wedding cake ice cream!

They should give you twice as much icing in a can of cinnamon rolls than they actually do.

A 90’s Alternative song was playing in the grocery store this afternoon. That’s where I am now in life. *jurassic face palm*

I get 2 or 3 sexts a day on my phone… and I don’t mean from Keith…I mean… besides Keith’s. How do these annoying ass people manage to send that mess?!

Frying chicken for dinner.

I think it’s time I plan a really big party.

Got my new computer going and a new app for organizing my thoughts for a book. I’m screaming!

Tomorrow, my parents will have been married 40 years!

That’s all. We learn everyday, don’t we? 💜